THE Politically Correct SEASONAL GREETING…..
From me (“the wishor”) to you (“hereinafter called the wishee”)
Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, my best
wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible,
politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral,
celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the
most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your
choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their
choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
And a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted
calendar year 2013, but with due respect for the calendars of
choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race,
creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of
computer platform or dietary preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:
* This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal.
* This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration
shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary
rights of the wishor are acknowledged.
* This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually
implement any of the wishes.
* This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions
and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain
wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole
discretion of the wishor.
* This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be
expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period
of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,
whichever comes first.
* The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement
of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the
* Any references in this greeting to “the Lord”, “Father Christmas”,
“Our Saviour”, or any other festive figures, whether actual or
fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or
from them in respect of this
greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party
names and images are hereby acknowledged.